Motbike's Raid Night Sustenance for those who can't cook : )
Motbike's Raid Night Sustenance for those who can't cook : )
EGGYNOODLES
So you got a FAT RAID tonight like in 15 mins time.
And your tummy is saying MAN im sooooo hungry
and your head is saying Too hard raid is in like 15 mins.
This is what you do.
You need
1 egg
1 packet of maggi 2 min noodles
1 fry pan
1 pan with boiling water
1 fork
1 plate
small amount of buttere
and 7 mins of free time.
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1. Put hot water out the tap in pan and set it on oven to boil.
2. Put egg in bowl and mix the flavor sachet that comes in the noodles with the egg.
3. Pop noodles in boiling water set timer for 2 mins.
4. put fry pan on with some butter in it to heat up.
5. Drain noodles and pop into the egg and mix well.
6. Put noodle/egg mix in to the frying pan and fry till medium hard then flip it over to the other side.
Voila Eggy Noodles
7. put on plate and take it and a fork to the computer room.
8. Get to raid early and Buff while ya eat or viceaversa.
So you got a FAT RAID tonight like in 15 mins time.
And your tummy is saying MAN im sooooo hungry
and your head is saying Too hard raid is in like 15 mins.
This is what you do.
You need
1 egg
1 packet of maggi 2 min noodles
1 fry pan
1 pan with boiling water
1 fork
1 plate
small amount of buttere
and 7 mins of free time.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
1. Put hot water out the tap in pan and set it on oven to boil.
2. Put egg in bowl and mix the flavor sachet that comes in the noodles with the egg.
3. Pop noodles in boiling water set timer for 2 mins.
4. put fry pan on with some butter in it to heat up.
5. Drain noodles and pop into the egg and mix well.
6. Put noodle/egg mix in to the frying pan and fry till medium hard then flip it over to the other side.
Voila Eggy Noodles
7. put on plate and take it and a fork to the computer room.
8. Get to raid early and Buff while ya eat or viceaversa.
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6.20 Dial local Pizza place
6.25 Finish filing nails
6.30 Realise you are no longer 'on hold'
6.31 Redial local Pizza place
6.37 Answer 'yes' to the recorded thingy that asks if you are ordering a pizza
6.38 Answer 'no' to the question 'do you want the special deal' (they dont tell you what the special deal is'
6.42 Get through to a real person
6.49 Finish explaining what it is you want
6.55 Finish explaining what your address and phone number is
7.50 Phone back because Pizza still hasn't arrived
8.02 Get through to a real person
8.10 Finish explaining that you really did order a pizza
8.15 Finish explaining what sort of pizza you want
8.20 Finish explaining your address and phone number
8.25 Finish the arguement as to why the pizza will take 1 hour and 25 minutes to be delivered
9.40 Ring pizza place to find out where your pizza is
9.55 Wait on hold whilst pizza place contacts driver to find out where he is
10.00 Get told driver will be there in 5 minutes
10.20 Driver arrives with pizza
10.25 Finish fighting with driver over why you arent going to give him a tip and yes you want the 5 cents change
10.26 Open Pizza box to find a cold unrecognizable burnt lump of something which has no resemblance to what you ordered
10.27 Ring Pizza place to complain
10.38 Finally get through to a real person and begin the story
10.45 Get put through to manager who says they have no record of you having ordered that night
10.55 Manager finally admits that they sent a pizza and the one you got at 10.20 was the one you originally ordered at 6.20
11.00 Manager offers you a new pizza but they are now closing so shit out of luck
11.02 Reheat pizza in a vain hope you will end up with something edible
11.05 Attempt to eat something totally revolting and unidentifiable through sheer desperation
12.25 Ring for ambulance
12.50 Have stomach pumped
6.25 Finish filing nails
6.30 Realise you are no longer 'on hold'
6.31 Redial local Pizza place
6.37 Answer 'yes' to the recorded thingy that asks if you are ordering a pizza
6.38 Answer 'no' to the question 'do you want the special deal' (they dont tell you what the special deal is'
6.42 Get through to a real person
6.49 Finish explaining what it is you want
6.55 Finish explaining what your address and phone number is
7.50 Phone back because Pizza still hasn't arrived
8.02 Get through to a real person
8.10 Finish explaining that you really did order a pizza
8.15 Finish explaining what sort of pizza you want
8.20 Finish explaining your address and phone number
8.25 Finish the arguement as to why the pizza will take 1 hour and 25 minutes to be delivered
9.40 Ring pizza place to find out where your pizza is
9.55 Wait on hold whilst pizza place contacts driver to find out where he is
10.00 Get told driver will be there in 5 minutes
10.20 Driver arrives with pizza
10.25 Finish fighting with driver over why you arent going to give him a tip and yes you want the 5 cents change
10.26 Open Pizza box to find a cold unrecognizable burnt lump of something which has no resemblance to what you ordered
10.27 Ring Pizza place to complain
10.38 Finally get through to a real person and begin the story
10.45 Get put through to manager who says they have no record of you having ordered that night
10.55 Manager finally admits that they sent a pizza and the one you got at 10.20 was the one you originally ordered at 6.20
11.00 Manager offers you a new pizza but they are now closing so shit out of luck
11.02 Reheat pizza in a vain hope you will end up with something edible
11.05 Attempt to eat something totally revolting and unidentifiable through sheer desperation
12.25 Ring for ambulance
12.50 Have stomach pumped
Miruwin
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Shit happens
hahah shit happens
Moto
Moto
Heres another one for you and the Boss Curt.
Moto's Fast as Fuck Scones
3 Cups of Self Raising Flour
1 Cup of Cream
1 Cup of lemonade
Pre heat oven to 210 degrees (aussie)
In a bowl sift the 3 cups of flour and then make a well in the middle
pour in the cream and the lemonade
mix with a woden spoon till you have a dough (about 60 seconds)
put flour on a bench then put the dough on it
flaten out with your hand then cut em out with a cookie cutter
and place on a tray with a sheet of baking paper on it
mix an egg and some milk up and brush on top of each scone
pop in the oven at 210 for 15 mins
Wipp extra cream and put on hot scones with Jam
or just butter the hot scones.
If try to impress the ladies substitute the lemonade with a high priced champagne
Moto
3 Cups of Self Raising Flour
1 Cup of Cream
1 Cup of lemonade
Pre heat oven to 210 degrees (aussie)
In a bowl sift the 3 cups of flour and then make a well in the middle
pour in the cream and the lemonade
mix with a woden spoon till you have a dough (about 60 seconds)
put flour on a bench then put the dough on it
flaten out with your hand then cut em out with a cookie cutter
and place on a tray with a sheet of baking paper on it
mix an egg and some milk up and brush on top of each scone
pop in the oven at 210 for 15 mins
Wipp extra cream and put on hot scones with Jam
or just butter the hot scones.
If try to impress the ladies substitute the lemonade with a high priced champagne
Moto
LOL AAmasie
Lol aamasie
Here is a short story for you..
My desire was to make donuts
I traveled to Melbourne to see the gang and brought my 1st donut majiggi
we made lots of shit donuts ?(tasted ok looked like shit) and a few ok ones
So I researched it
I Bought a $250 USA donut majiggi and Bang Great Donuts
I enrolled in TAFE cert 3 Commercial Cookery
6 Months later and several $$$$ I now have referbed my factory
to make donuts Lots of Donuts
Went to a spiritual festival and sold $1300.00 worth of Donuts in 2 days.
in 3 month's from now I will be a fully quallified chef with trade papers
All because of the Fuckin Donut lol
So Todays moto donuts are much more refined than the Moto first donuts of yesteryear..
All that said i STILL DONT KNOW WHAT i WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE
/wave everyone
Moto
Here is a short story for you..
My desire was to make donuts
I traveled to Melbourne to see the gang and brought my 1st donut majiggi
we made lots of shit donuts ?(tasted ok looked like shit) and a few ok ones
So I researched it
I Bought a $250 USA donut majiggi and Bang Great Donuts
I enrolled in TAFE cert 3 Commercial Cookery
6 Months later and several $$$$ I now have referbed my factory
to make donuts Lots of Donuts
Went to a spiritual festival and sold $1300.00 worth of Donuts in 2 days.
in 3 month's from now I will be a fully quallified chef with trade papers
All because of the Fuckin Donut lol
So Todays moto donuts are much more refined than the Moto first donuts of yesteryear..
All that said i STILL DONT KNOW WHAT i WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE
/wave everyone
Moto
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA Excellent your so very welcome
Moto
Yeah yeah im still alive but my eyes are not bleeding and there not square any more : )
Moto
Yeah yeah im still alive but my eyes are not bleeding and there not square any more : )