Wreckers

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? <br>BritneySpears14: Aight. <br>bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. <br>BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. <br>bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. <br>BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. <br>bloodninja: Me too baby. <br>BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. <br>bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. <br>BritneySpears14: Hey... <br>bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the <br>Infinite. <br>BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. <br>bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. <br>BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. <br>bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the <br>lands. <br>bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body <br>explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. <br>BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit. <br>bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield <br>inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. <br>bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil <br>army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my <br>accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. <br>bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. <br>bloodninja: Baby? <br><br>For more click<br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://members.optushome.com.au/octane2 ... t_ever.txt" target="top">members.optushome.com.au/octane2/doc/misc/funniest_shit_ever.txt</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">The Flake</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend <br>will be sitting next to you saying, "That was f&%king awesome."</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>theres some kinda sick stuff in there but some of it was really funny .. good find Scatt =) <p></p><i></i>

I was in tears from laughing, so funny <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>The one with the girl that was there to chat and had nfi about Cyber was funny, screw the person up for life <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>And the Rhino <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.users.on.net/Beetny/mrwave.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=151380" target="top">Scrubosaur</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <br>65 Monk <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=139112" target="top">Scrubbo Squarepants</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <br>63 Mage <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=338269" target="top">Hallick Squarepants</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <br>65 Warrior<br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

OMFG LMFAO!<br>HAHAHAHAHA!<br>Good one, hehe my sides hurt now.. damn that was funny<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Venerable <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.h ... <!--EZCODE LINK END--> Wulfsoule<br>Storm Warden :: Wreckers<br></p><i></i>

OMG great find. I had to take a break half way though to recover. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> HARRRRRRRRR. ROFL <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>