Funny
Posted: Tue 10 Dec, 2002 2:26 am
<br>A female police officer pulled over a man <br>for DUI; and said, "You are under arrest. <br>Anything you say can and will be held <br>against you." <br> <br>The drunk appeared to be thinking for <br>a moment. He then slowly announced, <br>"Tits." <br> <p></p><i></i>