Accountants
Posted: Mon 27 Mar, 2006 8:31 am
Some of them do have senses of Humor.
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says "Where in
the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in awhile I
like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says "Where in
the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates", he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in awhile I
like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand and
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!"
