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Miruwin · Post by **Miruwin** » Fri 15 Jul, 2005 12:51 am

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls" I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Phew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Vexo · Post by **Vexo** » Fri 15 Jul, 2005 2:24 am

Katzane · Post by **Katzane** » Fri 15 Jul, 2005 7:12 am

~laughing~ Originality 5points

Mazia · Post by **Mazia** » Fri 15 Jul, 2005 10:02 am

Quality - Good one Miru

Warriar · Post by **Warriar** » Sat 16 Jul, 2005 10:44 pm

Sensational effort something to be proud of.

Feistt · Post by **Feistt** » Thu 21 Jul, 2005 1:50 pm

ROFL!!! that is to funny

Turook · Post by **Turook** » Wed 27 Jul, 2005 5:39 pm

A big 2 thumbs up there mum, piss funny

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