Australolian
Posted: Tue 23 Jun, 2009 2:46 pm
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.
He had a lake in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The lake had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there
In the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the lake to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his lake.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
MeloxXx
He had a lake in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The lake had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there
In the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the lake to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his lake.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
MeloxXx
