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- Melodionxxx
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Aussie engineers Wayne and Shayne are standing at the base of a flagpole, gazing up.
A blonde woman walks by and asks the guys, 'What are you doing?'
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' says Shayne, ' but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde dives into her purse and takes out a wrench, loosens a few bolts, and then proceeds to lay the pole down on the ground.
Next, she pulls out a tape measure from her pocket, takes a measurement, and announces, 'Five metres.'
She then turns and walks away.
Wayne shakes his head and laughs.
'Ain't that just like a blonde, Shayne. We ask her for the height of the pole and she gives us the flaming length! Typical!'
A blonde woman walks by and asks the guys, 'What are you doing?'
'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' says Shayne, ' but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde dives into her purse and takes out a wrench, loosens a few bolts, and then proceeds to lay the pole down on the ground.
Next, she pulls out a tape measure from her pocket, takes a measurement, and announces, 'Five metres.'
She then turns and walks away.
Wayne shakes his head and laughs.
'Ain't that just like a blonde, Shayne. We ask her for the height of the pole and she gives us the flaming length! Typical!'