THE ORIGINAL STORY OF THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has
no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
THE MODERN AUSTRALIAN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why
the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less
fortunate like him are cold and starving.
The ABC and Channel 9 show up to provide live coverage of the shivering
grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home
with a table filled with food.
Australians are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.
The Democrats, the Greens and the Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in
front of the ant's house.
The ABC, interrupting an Aboriginal cultural festival special from North
Queensland with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome."
Bob Brown rants in an interview with Ray Martin that the ant has gotten
rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike
on the ant to make him pay his "fair share."
In response to polls, the Liberal Government drafts the Economic Equity
and Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, retrospective to the beginning of
the summer.
It is quickly passed through the Senate.
The ant's taxes are reassessed and he is also fined for failing to hire
grass hoppers as helpers.
Without enough money to pay both the fine and his newly imposed
retrospective taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
The ant moves to Asia, and starts a successful agribiz company.
The TV stations later show the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last
of the ant's food though Spring is still months away, while the
government owned house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old
house crumbles around him because he hadn't maintained it. Inadequate
government funding is blamed, Kim Beasley now is appointed to head a
commission of inquiry that will cost $10,000,000.
The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Sydney Morning
Herald blames it on obvious failure of government to address the root
causes of despair arising from social inequity.
The abandoned house is taken over by a gang of immigrant spiders,
praised by the government for enriching Australia's multicultural
diversity, who promptly terrorize the community.
The Ant and the Grasshopper
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