Motobike's leg opening sweet chilli chicken (for dummies)

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Motobike's leg opening sweet chilli chicken (for dummies)

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Hey Gang,

(This one is being marketed to all the boys) Sweet Chilli Chicken.

Setting the scene ----

Your in love , You have found your Soulmate, 100% lusty babe has taken interest in you, or your having ya mum over. Second thoughts you don't want to accossiate leg opening and ya mumma do ya.

Hotbabe says - Hello whats a cute guy like you doing in the fruit and vegies section.

Our Stud says- Believe it or not I can actually cook and I make an awesome sweet chilli chicken. Perhaps you would like to try it tonight ?

Hotbabe says Ohhh baby you can have me.

your mother says -- Wake up Wake up your having a bad dream.


Any way this meal will make you look like your'e as skilled with your cullinary abillities as you are with 1 hand blunt.

Breast filett chicken 1kg slice it up real thin (1/2 cm strips)
Cashew nuts
Sesame oil to coat the wok (adds a great aroma)
1 cup white wine dry
2 tablespoons of lime juice (to taste)
250 ml of 40%fat or better Cream
sweet chilli sauce I use trident (to taste)
salt (to taste)


Put Jasmine rice on. (It is beyond the scope of this document to teach you how to make rice)

Heat wok add oil then satay chicken then add wine stir add sweet chilli sauce stir and cream stir. Now reduce heat and allow to reduce the liquid stiring occationally. This sould be just about ready when the rice is.

Just before you remove the heat from wok stir in 1 hand full of cashews

Put rice on plate chicken on top garnish with corriander.

Regards

Motobike
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Post by Katzane »

Ok I read these and think , hmm nice... Might try it.. Though this time round am going to.. I will report back how my half baked attempt goes.. Gotta get Rish to allow me in the kitchen first.. she has these funny ideas I will set fire to the place again... Go figure...


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Post by Kofn »

I'm reading the name of the recipe, and I'm reading how Katz is going to let us know "how it goes" and, well, I can't decide which witty line suits best...
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