From one of the Paladin boards

Daesun · Post by **Daesun** » Sat 14 Sep, 2002 12:55 pm

Kinda amused me: (Sung to the tune of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits)  Now look at them clerics that's the way you do it You whine like druids on their EZB That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Melee for nothin' and clicks for free Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your CH finger Maybe get your hammer from Rhag 1 We gotta kill real mobs for our weapons Emporer, Seru, NToV We gotta give up spells for our melee We gotta give up melee for our spells See the little cleric with the epic and the hammer Yeah buddy that's his own pet We gotta kill Lady Vox for our epic Or beg Team Manaburn for Gorenaire We gotta kill real mobs for our weapons Emporer, Seru, NToV We gotta give up spells for our melee We gotta give up melee for our spells I shoulda learned to play cleric I shoulda learned to play a druid Look at that epic, Zordak shards droppin' like candy Man we could have some fun And he's up there, what's that ? Pet hammer noises ? Bangin' on the mobs like a mage pet That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Get your melee for nothin' get your clicks for free We gotta kill real mobs for our weapons Emporer, Seru, NToV We gotta give up spells for our melee We gotta give up melee for our spells, Lord Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You whine like druids on their EZB That ain't workin' that's the way you do it Melee for nothin' get your clicks for free Melee for nothin' get clicks for free <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=48914" target="_blank"><img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/pdossett/daeface.jpg" border=0></a></td><td>Veteran Daesun Quenya - Warder of Tunare Proud member of <a href="http://www.eqwreckers.com">Wreckers</a>, Tholuxe Paells <img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/pdosset ...

Josslyne · Post by **Josslyne** » Tue 22 Oct, 2002 10:48 pm

HMM tell me is this for my benefit?? LOL <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Well I sometimes feel like I should have been a cleric too at least then I could do more than cast BMB on you guys at a raid :P Although I do love my pally very much and I know that you guys do too.. OHHH I know the frogs in Seb now <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Josslyne <ahref="http://mysite.freeserve.com/Intereo_Lib ... "border="0" width="330" height="175"></a> I took the <ahref="http://mysite.freeserve.com/Intereo_Lib ... lank">What Mythological Creature Are you?</a> test by<lj user=peacefulchaos> !

Boppin · Post by **Boppin** » Wed 23 Oct, 2002 2:51 am

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Mazia · Post by **Mazia** » Wed 23 Oct, 2002 9:31 pm

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Josslyne · Post by **Josslyne** » Wed 23 Oct, 2002 9:48 pm

Hmm LOL <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"> Is there a Frog in your throat Boppin??

Vamenea · Post by **Vamenea** » Sun 27 Oct, 2002 2:47 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>We gotta kill real mobs for our weapons<hr></blockquote> Yeah and us clerics at level 1 are given their epics and the level 60 dropped summoned hammer spell that I need but wont be able to get due to no guild backing unless I have alot of plat drops from orc pawns. Yeah its a joke and my bet as with all paladins worried about cleric meele (ie. the orginial author of this "poem") are wielding some piece of newbie trash weapon that I would put on a lvl 1 twink <img src="http://www.twisted-tantrums.net/onemile ...

Daesun · Post by **Daesun** » Sun 27 Oct, 2002 3:52 pm

Hmmmm, who gets more guild help for their epics, clerics or paladins? Who gets a group easier, clerics or paladins? Who is more sought after by guilds, clerics or paladins? /sigh Vamenea Huntress Daesun Quenya - Warder of Tunare Hater of EZBoards

Vamenea · Post by **Vamenea** » Mon 28 Oct, 2002 3:15 am

who gets more guild help for their epics, clerics or paladins? [/qiuote] That shouldnt even be an issue within a guild that been said take a guild like Wreckers at the time I left wtf would a paladin even bother with their epic?. That been said I got 0 help for my epic within guild but thats only right because I had no desire to go do that long ass camp that I had left (rage himself) I think after like the 70hrs or so I spent in skyfire I went more crazy then what I already am ^-^ I dislike skyfire alot alot alot. <img src="http://www.twisted-tantrums.net/onemile ... Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub55.ezboard.com/bwreckingcrew5 ... Vamenea</A> at: 10/26/02 6:16:58 pm

Vamenea · Post by **Vamenea** » Mon 28 Oct, 2002 3:26 am

well I okay I got a tiny help from within guild I got my king note from within guild. (really shouldnt post while Im still bouncing off the walls after last nights rave) I see your point thou Daesun just that one lined quoted piss's me off consdering how much fkn time I wasted of my life camping my epic and I still dont have it nor do I have much chance at the level 60 summoned hammer scroll. Yet the poem is suggesting us clerics get it for "free" If free means spending 35hours camping lord bergule, 30 hours camping Gimblox, 70hours or so camping ragefire, 2-3hrs in chardok and still no epic and no chance at the "free" level 60 summoned hammer spell that drops off luclin raid mobs then I guess I do get things easy. LUCKY ME ^-^ <img src="http://www.twisted-tantrums.net/onemile ...

Post by **Thoraf** » Mon 28 Oct, 2002 11:38 pm

The cleric epic is one of the easiest epics to attain now that ragefire has been made spawnable.. Before then it was still easy, just boring and frustrating from people training spotters. Took me two or three weeks to get my epic once I started so cry me a river (and that was with rage in sol b, only spawning after naggy was dead). Ok, so it's not a druid epic (2days), but it's damn easy regardless. Thoraf

Daesun · Post by **Daesun** » Tue 29 Oct, 2002 12:25 am

Cleric epic is now doable in 15 hours. I could dig up the link if you want it, but it's on the cleric board... Huntress Daesun Quenya - Warder of Tunare Hater of EZBoards

Vamenea · Post by **Vamenea** » Wed 30 Oct, 2002 9:10 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>Cleric epic is now doable in 15 hours. I could dig up the link if you want it, but it's on the cleric board...<hr></blockquote> Not if you have to spend 35hours camping underwater for the 1st (and most easiest mob) in the cleric help Not if you 30hours camping the 2nd easeist mob int the epic that spawns in sola ect ect <- and nothing was changed about those two camps mentioned above. I know its alot easier with the shards but just becuase one person was luckly with spawns and got it completed in 15hrs doesnt represent the cleric community/epic quest as a whole will get it done in that time even with the changes. I went insane camping lord bergule underwater in lake rathe he was my arch nemsis for awhile there. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> when I get back into game Im thinking of trying for the last part of my epic that I need so as the time invested isnt a waste and it would be nice item to round of my cleric /shrug Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub55.ezboard.com/bwreckingcrew5 ... Vamenea</A> at: 10/29/02 12:12:11 am

Josslyne · Post by **Josslyne** » Wed 30 Oct, 2002 9:49 pm

I think the cleric epic has a lot more sitting around waiting kind of action than the pallies epic. Although I think that the dragon part of the pally epic is the most difficult because as soon as you hit 54 you have to go for the bigger dragons (not Nagfan and Vox, Oh how I hate Vox). So we as pallies wait for our epic and by the time we actually get it well it is almost useless. I am still waiting for my second dragon kill to get the second part of my book, I just got the book from Gore last week. I think that pally epic is a real shocker, I would much rather have the Emperor of SSRA's sword than my epic but with the talk of the upgrading of epics well I know I want mine. So if anyone feels up to doing the Emperor of SSRA just so I can have his sword all other loots you can have (I am so generous), let me know I am game <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)">

Kathodos · Post by **Kathodos** » Wed 30 Oct, 2002 10:04 pm

Kathodos did the Cleric epic camps, worked through the quest, and got Ragefire the hard way (aka: Sol B). Took months, mainly as the server wasn't very old, and Wreckers were still challenged by the King (not to mention Queen, that's another story!) in Chardok. Persistance pays off. There's lots of other things to do in the game in the meantime. Before the recent loss of several members, Kantreach had solo'd the Cleric epic up to the point of having Ixiblat Fer, Chardok King, and Ragefire left. I was planning on being able to spawn Ragefire repeatedly to farm his phat lewt. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Spawnable Ragefire has changed the quest from bottle necks and inter guild battles/hatred to a quest that simply requires persistance from start to finish. Noone said you had to do 30 hours of any given camp in one long stretch. Try for a few hours, leave the place holder up, try again tomorrow. Now the Magician epic, ... that's hard. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> <a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.h ...  - Battle Cleric of Tunare - Tholuxe Paells
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Valianrae · Post by **Valianrae** » Wed 30 Oct, 2002 10:48 pm

Don't bitch about how hard epic's are until you have had to do them twice. Especially since you first epic took one keel to prepare so you could then to MQ pipe hand ins. The trouble I had to go through organizing people and getting them all to the DL at one time to hand it in. Fkn sent me mad. Then giving it all up moving to another server. Camping for an hour in Skyfire to get you Book of Immortals then MQ the RotWf. All up I have put about 10hours into two epics and I am pissed. I so want that time back. Poor me /cry Ahh .. the "days of our lifes" in everquest. Don't ya love it. Ky(Valpos)

Post by **Thoraf** » Thu 31 Oct, 2002 6:35 am

Killing repeated placeholders is one way to camp a rare epic spawn, buffing and helping lowbies camp king in sol a and then sodding off to do your nails while they camp the placeholders for you is another. Whine whine bitch bitch blah blah. Thoraf

Daesun · Post by **Daesun** » Thu 31 Oct, 2002 6:43 am

See you online tonight, Thoraf? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Huntress Daesun Quenya - Warder of Tunare Hater of EZBoards

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