for some reason this joke made me think of you guys...

[Bozarkia]

If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be<br>worth $49.00.<br><br>And, if you bought $ 1,000.00 worth of WorldCom at $16 dollars a share 1<br>year ago, it would now be worth $5.63.<br><br>Forget ENRON as it does not compute.<br><br>That's a total of $54.63.<br><br>However, if you bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the<br>stock) @ $11.99 per case one year ago (83.4 cases) and drank all the beer,<br>and traded in the cans for the 10 cents per each aluminum can deposit, you<br>would have $200.<br><br>Therefore, my financial advisor has suggested that it is financially<br>prudent in these troubled times to drink heavily and recycle. <p><img src=http://www.7-13.com/merciless/boz2.jpg><a href=http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.h ... 5>Bozarkia Weatherwax</a></p><i></i>

[Daesun]

That all makes sense except the part about drinking American beer.. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... s/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> <p><table><tr><td><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=48914" target="_blank"><img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/pdossett/daeface.jpg" width=100 height=97 border=0></a></td><td><font size = 2>Veteran Daesun Quenya - Warder of Tunare<br>Proud member of <a href="http://www.eqwreckers.com">Wreckers</a>, Tholuxe Paells</font><br><img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/pdosset ... </p><i></i>

[Custardtart TP]

.. and the 10c per can. Definitely not an Australian economy <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/im ... /smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Tart <p></p><i></i>

[Startalon]

beeeer~ <p></p><i></i>

[Bozarkia]

ya I knew the american beer thing was off. Hell, I am american and I can't drink the pisswater. <p><img src=http://www.7-13.com/merciless/boz2.jpg><a href=http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.h ... 5>Bozarkia Weatherwax</a></p><i></i>

[Daesun]

Eric Idle said it best... American beer is like sex in a canoe..<br><br>..fkn close to water.<br><br> <p><table><tr><td><a href="http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=48914" target="_blank"><img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/pdossett/daeface.jpg" width=100 height=97 border=0></a></td><td><font size = 2>Veteran Daesun Quenya - Warder of Tunare<br>Proud member of <a href="http://www.eqwreckers.com">Wreckers</a>, Tholuxe Paells</font><br><img src="http://members.optushome.com.au/pdosset ... </p><i></i>