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Marakesh
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Post by Marakesh »

Turook wrote:keep eating my pussy :P
1st off how come no-one remarked on this :thoraf:

I got sent this advice earlier:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimised men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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Sonna
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Post by Sonna »

ROFL .. Priceless ...
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Golgolath
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Post by Golgolath »

hmm. Fortunately I hate beer AND women
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Post by Shlob »

hmm. Fortunately I hate beer AND women
No words ever spoken were ever mroe true! golgol is quite the homo.
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Post by Aamasie »

:orcgrin:
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Post by Shlob »

Gol do you perfer apple martinis and men? :) <3 btw why you ignore me while in game!
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cause I'm usually rubbing one out of course
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Post by Shlob »

Ohhhhh ok well when your done you can atleast cuddle with me!
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Shlob wrote:Ohhhhh ok well when your done you can atleast cuddle with me!
I thought the wish to cuddle came from an inability to orgasm?
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Post by Melodionxxx »

OK, I thought you were nuts Vexo but man you must be Danish or somethin =) You should cuddle after!

Cuddles are better than orgasms:

They last longer.
They are much easier to get away with in public.
You have more chance of gettin away with cuddlin other women.
You won't get her pregnant with a cuddle (no really, its true Gol!).
You dont need a condom to cuddle.
You can fall asleep cuddling someone and still be doing it when you wake up.
etc etc


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Post by Mazia »

You can fall asleep cuddling someone and still be doing it when you wake up.
etc etc
This strat works well :P
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Post by Vexo »

Melodionxxx wrote: You can fall asleep cuddling someone and still be doing it when you wake up.
Funny story. We fetched our "new" bed from my gf's sisters inlaws yesterday. It's nearly a foot wider than the one gf used to complain was too narrow (120 cm or ~50 inches across). So, yesternight, I fell asleep cuddling gf. When I woke this morning at ~5 am, we were still clung tight and I noticed a good 1 meter to 1.20meter free space in the bed, behind gf, while the back of my head was against the wall. So basicly, the extra foot we gained in width, now equals our sleeping quarters.

~women
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Tiressa
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Post by Tiressa »

You need to get another guy to fill in that extra space. Sammiches are good.

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Post by Melodionxxx »

No way, theres only one cock in my roost baby.

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Marakesh
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Post by Marakesh »

Why's the space between a woman's breasts and her furry front bottom known as a waist?

You could easily fit in another pair of breasts in there 8)
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haahhaha
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